XD
I just extracted it from the script I have in the game.
This is the prolouge, only 4 characters.
Feel free the change the wordings the make it feel more conversation like.
I would perfer if the file format is in .ogg
However I have means of converting most files.

A-Alan
P-Pedestrian
H-Haruhi
K-Koizumi

A
I wish that every stunning fictional stories that I read or
watch can be real.

A
Yet, I live in a sad sad truth. None of that meeting
fictional characters or experiencing supernatural
phenomenon while I live.

A
I am an ‘average’ high school student that loves to embrace
fictional stories and daydream about it. I wasn’t always
like this.

A
I am currently reading on a passengerplane that will take me
to what would Hopefully be a nice trip.

A
I mean what could be more interesting than being a
international transfer student?

A
Maybe for some people, the answer of the the previous
question would be yes.

A
But I am a lazy guy who likes to sleep 24 hours a day.|
For me, going to some foregin land is so bothersome.

A
So no, I don’t want to go to Japan.

A
I am reading some Japanese ligtnovels right now. There is
nothing else to do.

A
“Seriously, life is so mundane, why didn’t God
make this world more interesting??”

A
I’m talking to myself again…this isn’t a good sign.

A
Suddenly the whole world blacks out.

A
“What the…”

A
…

A

It feels like I’m falling…

A
There is endless blackness below me.

A
Finally, I feel my feet touch the ground.

A
Where am I…?

A
This is weird…Still, finally something interesting
happened.

A
My feet move out of curiocity, I want to explore
more of this place.

A
I come down to the urban area.

A
I can also see the train station nearby.

A
Then I notice something.

A
Why are all the signs in Japanese?
A
Great,|
I’m dreaming again.

A
I pinch myself.

A
It hurts..

A
This sucks…

A
Well, on the positive note. I did arrive at Japan.

A
I just need to find my new school.

A
“Excuse me.”

A
I stop one of the pedestrians and ask her for the location
of my new school.

A
Yes, by the way I know some Japanese.

P
“…Umm I don’t know much about schools, but if you
are looking for a high school, there is North High up
that hill.”

A
“Arigato Gozaimasu”I say.|the Pedestrian leaves..|
“Thanks for nothing” I mutter out.

A
I ask more people throughout that day. With no sucess.

A
Eventually, I give up and wander around the city.
A
It’s already night…

A
I don’t have a place to sleep tonight.

A
I keep walking until I arrive at what looks like a public park.

A
“let’s rest here for a while.”

A
“Gah! How manytimes do I have to tell myself to stop
talking to myself!?”

A
….|damn, I just spoke to myself.

A
I sit down.|
Sleep overcomes me quickly.

H
Hey! wake up!

A
“OW!!”|
I woke up due to the immense pain.

A
“What’s your problem!?”

H
Are you just going to sleep out here?

A
“Yes, you have a problem with that?”

A
She looks very familiar…who was she again?

H
Yes, I have a problem with that. I’m going to have my club
activities here tommorrow morning. I can’t have you sleeping
here.

A
What a selfish girl…

H
I don’t have time for this.|I need my sleep.|
I lie down to sleep..

H
Hmmph!
(Slap sound effect)

A
“Ow! Seriously!”

H
You can’t sleep here! go home and sleep!

A
“Why do you think I’m sleeping here?! I have no place to
stay!”

H
Hmmm…

A
“So leave me alone I have enough to worry about already.”

A
…. what’s with that pitiful look?

H
So you’re a homeless person? Did you run away?

A
“You’re really rude.”

H
Anyways, if you don’t have anywhere to go, I guess you can stay over
at my house.

A
“Seriously?”

H
Of course I was serious. Or else you will be here
until tommorrow morning, and I can’t have that.

A
I’m beginning to think she ain’t so rude after all. She has
enough kindness to invite a complete stranger in need
to her house.

H
It’s not that I pity you or anything. I just want you out of
the way. When we get home you will be doing all the chores.

A
I take it back She’s a devil….

H
Hey, by the way, what’s your name?

A
“Alan.”
I answered shortly. I don’t want anything related to this
evil girl.

H
That’s a western name… you’re not from around here
are you?

A
“No I’m not.”

H
By the way, my name is Haruhi Suzumiya,
supreme leader of the SOS-Brigade.

A
“SO..s…What?”

H
S|O|S |Brigade!to Save the world by|
Overloading it with fun|Suzumiya Haruhi’s brigade!

A
O….k…. weridness level has just gone off the charts.

H
Come on! let’s go! we don’t have all day!!

A
“You don’t have to drag me, I can walk myself!”

H
Walk? You kidding me? we’re running! Get your ass up!

A
….sigh…

H
Hurry up!

A
She’s basically dragging me all the way…

A
(tired pants)
“….I’m going to die…”

H
You are seriously out of shape.
It’s only few kilometers of jogging!

A
“Tell…|my….|parents| that I loved them..”

A
“Then I die from overexaustion THE..END.”
H
What are you talking about? You’re fine. Let’s go!

K
Suzumiya-san what are you doing out this late?

A
hmm?

K
Good evening.

H
Ah, Koizumi-Kun, what are you doing out so late?

K
I like to take a walk this time of the day.

A
Guy called Koizumi notices me.

A
…what with that look?..is
he always smiling like that?

H
Him? He’s my new slave. His name is Alan.

A
“Hahaha, nice one Haruhi!”

H
What are you talking about? I didn’t make any jokes.

A
“….Wait! I’m not your slave!”

H
Aren’t you starving right now?
Don’t you want something to eat?

A
“Not if I’m going to be your slave.”
A
“Grummbblleee…”
|That sound came from my stomach..

H
See? your stomach knows best. Let’s go.

A
I am being dragged again… I don’t resist anymore. I can’t.

K
Suzumiya-san…. about tommorrow…

H
What is it Koizumi-kun? (irritated)

K
About the search tommorrow.. I don’t think it’s such a good
ide-

H
Kyon told me that too, Answer is still no! We are going to
find a Dimensional Slider!

K
Ok then, I’ll see you tommorrow Suzumiya-san.
And…

A
Koizumi looks at me with his unchangabe smile.

K
Nice to meet you Alan-san. Name’s Koizumi, I hope we get along well.

A
He then turns around and leaves.

A
…Get along well? Not likely.. your smile freaks me out.

H
Are you coming in or not?

A
“This is your house?”

H
“Yup! “(Happy/Joyful)

A
I expected Haruhi’s house to look more… strange?

H
“Come on in!”

A
…..looks like a normal house. I’m really suprised.

H
“So what do you want? Leftover noodles?”

A
“Noodles are fine. Oh, and Do you have milk? That’s my favorite.”

H
“Let’s see…. yes! Here you go.”

A
She’s being suspicously generous.

H
“Say… you said you are not from here? Are you a transfer student?”

A
“….yes.”

H
“HA!”

A
“Her sudden yell makes me spill my milk on my clothes

H
“So you are the transfer student from Canada that everyone is talking about!! I have many questions to ask you!!”
H
“First of all, do you know anyone called Asakura Ryoko?”

A
I feel like I’m being inspected for crime that I didn’t commit.

A
“No… I have no idea.”

A
She looks dissapointed… well all I did was answer truthfully.

H
“Are you involved in any secret organizations from the government? Are you secretly a ailen? Are you from the differnt time zone?”

A
My First impressions never fail. She’s a paranormal geek. Sorry to break her bubble but…

A
“No, I’m just here for my Japanese studies.”

H
…Really?…..

A
“Yes”

H
…….

A
she looks dissapointed… still she looks like she’s going to ask me one more question.

H
“Do you know anyone named John Smith?”

A
“No…. that’s strange, that’s a really common name, yet I’ve never met anyone with that name.”

H
….Ok… I see, Do the dishes! You sleep on the sofa tonight!

A
…. She sounds like my mother scolding me. No she’s worse.

A
Still, this is definatlely better than sleeping outside.

A
It’s time to sleep. I’ll find out more tommorrow.